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Phas Gaye Re Obama English speaking dialogue

Ae Hello!

you long hair.. and lunky fellow!
stand for where your sitting!

teacher enter, no notice!
hmm? full insulting??

hmm?
you mother father's manners.. this?
hmm?

Long hair: Sir woh baat aisi hai..

Speak in ENGLISH!
This english coaching!
Not a.. local language.

Long hair: Actually talk was that sirji ki dis..

FULL STOP!!

Long hair: Sorry Sir!

Sorry ka baby!
You together thinking!
hmm?
English speaking like a rice plate eating?
No! Never! huh! Not.
English speaking not a children play!
English speaking like a undertaker play!
Taj Mahal create!

Long hair: Taj Mahal create??

YESS!
Again time!
Careful!
Again time this behaviour, so touch to my finger print you chick!
So big cheek, you cheek, red-red cheek!
Understand?

Long hair: yes sir..

The postman, the busyman, the collector letter from the fever ishtin jack bhanda!

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Centre Fresh Ad on FM Radio

I am intrigued by the new Centre Fresh Ad coming on the FM Radio nowadays. After many attempts of hearing it (since it comes suddenly once in a while), I have managed to get down its words/lyrics. So here they are for you:





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Dev D - Mahi Mennu lyrics

Dev D - Mahi Mennu





Note: These lyrics were written by manual-hearing of the song. Any valid changes are most welcome.

Dev D - Hikknaal lyrics

Dev D - Hikknaal





Note: These lyrics were written by manual-hearing of the song. Any valid changes are most welcome.

Dev D - Dhol Yaara Dhol lyrics

Dev D - Dhol Yaara Dhol

o chala chal!
o! o!
o chala chal!

cha gaya mujhpe jadu karke,
vaari tohre jaun mein sadke,
dhol yaara dhol!

mann mein more hook uthi hai,
koyal jaise kook uthi hai,
dhol yaara dhol!
(dhol yaara dhol!)

mauj ki dhinge zhulu,
dede mohe haath dede,
dede mohe haath,
ambar udke choo lun,
tore saath saath tohre,
tore saath saath!

paav mein ghungroo bajae re,
nathaniya bindiya saaje re,
ae sak mein dubi haye re!

cha gaya mujhpe jadu karke,
vaari tohre jaun mein sadke,
dhol yaara dhol!
(dhol yaara dhol!)

mann mein more hook uthi hai,
koyal jaise kook uthi hai,
dhol yaara dhol!
(dhol yaara dhol!)

(music)

ho ranjhna mere yaar,
tohre sang, tohre sang rang rangayi,
preet mein thohri mein hun nahayi,
khushiyon ki khatiya hogi,
sang honge hum tum yaara,
wah wah re, wah wah!

preet mein bawri ho jaun mein, ho ho ho!
jism ka to re aanchal odh lu mein, ho ho ho!
tujh pe kurban kurban ho jaun mein, ho ho ho!
tu sang to baat ban jaye!
(tu sang to baat ban jaye!)
(tu sang to baat ban jaye!)

ho cha gaya mujhpe jadu karke,
vaari tohre jaun mein sadke,
dhol yaara dhol!
(dhol yaara dhol!)

mann mein more hook uthi hai,
koyal jaise kook uthi hai,
dhol yaara dhol!
(dhol yaara dhol!)

mauj ki dhinge zhulu,
dede mohe haath dede,
dede mohe haath,
amber udke choo lun,
tore saath saath tohore,
tore saath saath!

paav mein ghungroo bajae re,
nathaniya bindiya saaje re,
ae sak mein dubi haye re!

paav mein ghungroo bajae re,
nathaniya bindiya saaje re,
ae sak mein dubi haye re!

paav mein ghungroo bajae re,
nathaniya bindiya saaje re,
ae sak mein dubi haye re!

dhola..., dhola re...,
(dhola..., dhola re...,)
dhola..., dhola re...!
(dhola..., dhola re...!)


Note: These lyrics were written by manual-hearing of the song. Any valid changes are most welcome.

Dev D - Pardesi lyrics

Dev D - Pardesi

o pardesi, o pardesi,
mitha sa chadha hai bukhar,
he re mai thahra pardesi!

o pardesi, o pardesi,
ramji karo beda paar,
he re mai thahra pardesi!

waqt ne kar dala banta dhar,
ib ke hove gaal akae gaar!

mann bawri bawri buzhsa lagae,
kabhi ith ku dole,
kabhi uth zhoke!

o pardesi, o pardesi,
naino mein sapne hajaar,
he re mai thahra pardesi!

lagae mitha mitha chadhe aa bukhar,
ishaq mushk na chuppe bawari yaar!

dil ki taqhti pe naam likha tera gehra,
katil aankhon pe zulf ka sajae hai pehra!

hua pardesi, hua pardesi,
mitha sa chadha hai bukhar,
he re mai thahra pardesi!

o pardesi, o pardesi,
ramji karo beda paar,
he re mai thahra pardesi!


Note: These lyrics were written by manual-hearing of the song. Any valid changes are most welcome.

Ila Arun - Vote For Ghaghra lyrics

Listen to the song here: Ila Arun - Vote For Ghaghra

arrey dalhi sahar maa re maaro ghaghro che gumyo
oui oui sab marr gaye re maaro ghaghro che gumyo

thi main khet mein khadi
kah rai thi kakdi
uthi lal pagdi
jo maari baa pakdi
mane gussa ghano aayo
unhe maari lakdi
unhe mujhe aankh maari
mane aankh kya dikhayi

ae kaay hoyo... ae kaay hoyo...

boli kyon akdi
kyon maari lakdi
boli mein sun sun
ori lal pagdi
thi main khet mein khadi
kah rai thi kakdi
tune baa pakdi
maine maari lakdi

tu kaay boli... tu kaay boli

arrey..
durr hatt jaa re hatt ja re chhorra
durr hatt jaa re hatt ja
dungi main tane aisa jhatka
durr hatt jaa re hatt ja

hera..
dalhi sahar maa re maaro ghaghro che gumyo
ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo
oui oui sab marr gaye re maaro ghaghro che gumyo
ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo

jyada baatein naa banaa
tu jaane hu kon
chhorra ministers kon
tene maaru telephone
mai samajh naa payi
uki hasi udayi
dilhi jaake unhe maari rapart likhayi

ae kaay hoyo... ae kaay hoyo...

siti sarsar bajake poolice daudi chali aayi
tamne maara utaara hathkadiyan pehnayi
thanedaar ke aage phir main muskayi
maine diyo lattko..
unhe khayo jhatko..
ahh..
thodi tedhi hui..
thodi medhi hui..
maari kamar ko maine jara si matkayi
thanedaar ne apni saari akal gawayi

tu kaay boli... tu kaay boli

arrey..
durr hatt jaa re hatt ja re chhorra
durr hatt jaa re hatt ja
dungi main tane aisa jhatka
durr hatt jaa re hatt ja

hera..
dalhi sahar maa re maaro ghaghro che gumyo
ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo
oui oui sab marr gaye re maaro ghaghro che gumyo
ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo

hui maari charcha
nikla ghana morcha
koi press-wala
koi mota-lala
koi santriji
koi mantriji
koi ya bole
koi va bole
mane uthe leja
mane bathe leja
mane rupaya khilayo
mane bado dhamkayo
mai phir bhi na maani
maine mann-marzhi thaani

tu kaay boli... tu kaay boli

arrey..
durr hatt jaa re hatt ja re chhorra
durr hatt jaa re hatt ja
dungi main tane aisa jhatka
durr hatt jaa re hatt ja

hera..
dalhi sahar maa re maaro ghaghro che gumyo
ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo
oui oui sab marr gaye re maaro ghaghro che gumyo
ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo

bol suun-suun-suun
chori sunn-suun-suun
baat hasi mein udaa de
baat yahi ko dabaa de
nahi to hogi pitayi
sun le gaav ki lugayi
rra!
mai jor se chilayi
inspector ne bulayi
mere saamne o aayo
mai ne dekhke sharmayi
thodi si mausi
thodisi muskayi
hahahahaa...

ae kaay hoyo... ae kaay hoyo...

boli inspectorji
bada mantriji
unko ladko ee hai
bado tagdo ee hai
paisa jaeb mein rakhle
mundo bund karle

tu kaay boli... tu kaay boli

arrey..
durr hatt jaa re hatt ja re chhorra
durr hatt jaa re hatt ja
dungi main tane aisa jhatka
durr hatt jaa re hatt ja

hera..
dalhi sahar maa re maaro ghaghro che gumyo
ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo
oui oui sab marr gaye re maaro ghaghro che gumyo
ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo

aayo mantriji
boli mein sunoji
taaro ladlo kawar
daale hai nazar
mainu roop kawar
marke bane jo amar

taro ladlo kamina
mushkil kare jeena
nahi mein hu amina
ike haath mein bikuna
mere aage inhe
ab aayge pasina

phir kaay hoyo... phir kaay hoyo...

maari choli ko dekh
maari boli ko dekh
zara parkhe to dekh
agra ko tu dekh
chunar ko tu dekh
ghaghra ko tu dekh

[musical interval]

arrey..
durr hatt jaa re hatt ja re chhorra
durr hatt jaa re hatt ja
dungi main tane aisa jhatka
durr hatt jaa re hatt ja

hera..
dalhi sahar maa re maaro ghaghro che gumyo
ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo
oui oui sab marr gaye re maaro ghaghro che gumyo
ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo

nahi ladki mein aisan
nahi ladki mein waisan
meri baat pe chaale
teri nima fashion
maari baataa kare
t n sheshan
maro kaun hai baap
maro kaunsa gaav
saari baatein jaane
dilhi ka rao
election mein
maro naam le vat vani
mardaan se aage niklegi janaani
yayyyy!

inhe ticket dilao
inhe manrtri banao
chunav chinh ghaghra re banao

vote for ghaghra!
vote for ghaghra!
vote for ghaghra!
vote for ghaghra!

hera..
dalhi sahar maa re maaro ghaghro che gumyo
ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo
oui oui sab marr gaye re maaro ghaghro che gumyo
ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo
dalhi sahar maa re maaro ghaghro che gumyo
ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo
oui oui sab marr gaye re maaro ghaghro che gumyo
ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo ae gumyo

Note: These lyrics were written by manual-hearing of the song. Any valid changes are most welcome. Trust me.. it was not a easy task

Kailasa - Babam Bam / Bam Lehri Lyrics

1Following are the lyrics to a song currently getting much video-air-play on Channel [V]. The song is called Babam Bam or Bam Lehri which is performed by Kailasa group with Kailash Kher as the Lead Singer.

The lyrics can be wrong since I have jotted them down myself by plain listening to the song on a stupid pair of headphones. Any corrections are welcome. Anyways, I am in fucking love with this song.

Kailasa - Babam Bam / Bam Lehri

haath jodd ke boli Gawarja,
haath jodd ke boli Gawarja,
teeno lok basaye basti mein,
teeno lok basaye basti mein,
aap basein veerane mein ji,
aap basein veerane mein,
aji ram bhajo ji, ram bhajo ji,
ram bhajo ji, ram bhajo ji,
shiv ka vandan kiya karo,
aji shiv ka vandan kiya karo ji,
agad(1) bam, babam bam babam bam bamlehri,
agad bam, babam bam babam bam bamlehri,
agad bam, babam bam babam bam bamlehri,
agad bam, babam bam babam bam bamlehriii!

meri ek suno antaryami,
meri ek suno bholeswami,
mai to dasi janam-janam ki,
mai to dasi janam-janam ki,
bali umar se bhakti karti,
bali umar se bhakti karti,
tumhe chodke kahi na jaoo,
tumhe chodke kahi na jaoo,
raat-diwas tere charan dabau,
raat-diwas tere charan dabau,
tumhe jo choddu to mar jaoo,
tumhe jo choddu to mar jaoo,
agad bam, babam bam babam bam bamlehri,
agad bam, babam bam babam bam bamlehri,
agad bam, babam bam babam bam bamlehri,
agad bam, babam bam babam bam bamlehriii!

ek suno na mere bholenathji,
ek suno na mere dinanathji,
din bhar main teri bhung ragdungi,
din bhar main teri bhung ragdungi,
bhung ragdu, tera ragdu dhatura,
bhung ragdu, tera ragdu dhatura,
taj karungi tera pura,
hukam bajaoo tera pura,
tujhe pilaoo piyega Nandiya (the bull of shiva),
tujhe pilaoo piyega Nandiya,
aur jo bach jave main pilungi,
jo bach jave main pilungi,
amrit jaan samajh pilungi,
amrit jaan samajh pilungi,
sharan mein le lo bholenath,
mohe apni bana lo dinanathji,
agad bam, babam bam babam bam bamlehri,
agad bam, babam bam babam bam bamlehri,
agad bam, babam bam babam bam bamlehri,
agad bam, babam bam babam bam bamlehriii!

ek suno ji parvati,
meri ek suno gora-rani,
iss jungle mein tu kya pavegi,
kanjdi ban-ban mar javegi,
hathi, chinghade, sher dahade,
hathi, chinghade, sher dahade,
bhasam(ash) ramau, dhuni ramau,
tandav kar-kar damru bajau,
gufa-bich mera hai dera ri,
ari samajh ja hey gora ri,
kaha maan ja hey gora,
mere bhoot ki mala gale pad,
meri khakkad mala gale padi,
tu to dekh ise darr javegi,
mere lang(2) tu kya pave,
koi acha kuwar raja ka dhundh,
koi roop kuwar raja ka dhundh,
tu rani banke baith mahal,
tu rani banke baith mahal,
ari samajh ja hey gora ri,
kaha maan jaa hey gora ri.
agad bam, babam bam babam bam bamlehri,
agad bam, babam bam babam bam bamlehri,
agad bam, babam bam babam bam bamlehri,
agad bam, babam bam babam bam bamlehriii!

NOTE 1: agad is the sound of damru according to scriptures
NOTE 2: lang means sang in the language the song is written
NOTE 3: Thanks a lot to 'Madhuvan' for correcting the lyrics!